|Does capitalism always have to be so... gaudy?|
|Welcome to the 22 Mar - 07 Apr archive of Stream - you can click the planet to the left to get back to Jimbo's World if you're lost.|
|This is the part of the site where I don't have to screw about with formatting, or layouts, or anything else. I just bang on the keyboard like a diseased monkey, and *poof* - instant content! Guess what part of the site's most likely to get updated on a regular basis? Right.|
|07 April 2000|
|15:17||Compression artifacts blow chunks|
|OK, the consensus seems to be that there were
too many compression artifacts in the last one. Fine... how 'bout this one?
Again, lemme know what you think.
|Bla-bla.com - the folks I'm moving to for the
free hosting deal - offer a banner exchange with other crazed webmasters... which I'm
gonna do. Whattaya think, does this banner get the point across?
|05 April 2000|
|20:40||Theatre for the Jaded: An Audio Presentation|
|Herbert Kornfeld always make
that weak bitch Gerald Luckenbill book the fly-ass tix on Delta Airlines when he fly,
bitch. Click here to find
out why. (mp3, 189K)
|01:38||How to let the world know INSTANTLY what a wannabee you are|
On the other hand, if you're feeling more creative, you could obsess about something to a truly frightening degree...
...or just frighten people away with an incredibly loud background...
... and speaking of obsessions, nothing is as obsessive (or annoying) as a brainless teenage girl!
OK, OK, I think we get the point, right? I hope so, 'cause I don't think I can take any more of this...
|00:09||More on those wacky rappers|
|The infamous debate on Cisco's The Thong
Song rages on...
Hmmm. All I can say about that is, that poor girl has way too many consonants in her last name.
Well, I think PeeT and I covered that with "optional third entry door"... but okay, point taken.
Finally - and by far most usefully - that wascally PinheadX guy chimes in:
Holy shit... a rap dictionary! Where was this when I was 15 and trying desperately to understand all the Compton slang in my favorite NWA albums?
|04 April 2000|
|18:29||You never know what you'll find at alt.binaries.warez|
|03 April 2000|
|02:36||Negro Factor: Cisco > Jimbo|
|OK, I'm actually mildly ashamed that I couldn't
figure out that ODB was claiming to be a pimp of some sort on my own. But then
there's "The Thong Song", by Cisco... one of the recurring lines is "she
got dumps like a truck, make the boys say what?"
"Dumps like a truck?"
PeeT was one of several folks who let me know that ODB was just claimin' to be a pimp... but PeeT, as it turns out, couldn't really help me on this one. After asking him the question in the car on the way back from some miscreant-ish antics, the conversation went something like this:
If any of you tools have a better idea as to just what the fuck "she got dumps like a truck" means as it pertains to sexy womanflesh, please... lemme know.
(And before anybody says anything, the mental image of a girl that left St. Bernard sized piles of doodie in your lawn has already been brought up and summarily dismissed. )
|Two pix too foul not to share|
|24 March 2000|
|13:38||It's just the nature of the beast|
|07:23||Question-and-Answer Time: Why Be An E/N Webmaster?|
|07:41||Red Meat ownz me|
|23 March 2000|
|21:08||Cats all over the world protest most recent update|
|As if cats doing obscene things with fish
weren't already bad enough, now an angered feline has emailed me a special picture of his bird.
Oh well, I suppose it could have been worse - thank god he couldn't upload his
|08:42||Natural predator, natural prey: an unnatural truce prevails|
|22 March 2000|
|This owned me today:
Feel free to go inspect the filthy, filthy crevices of Baldie's Brain (although that was actually Nate the Schmuck, not Baldie himself) for more.
|07:43||Negro Factor: Ol' Dirty Bastard > Jimbo|
|Does anybody out there have any
fucking idea what that Ol' Dirty Bastard song they're playing on the radio now is all
about? You know, the one where he keeps saying stuff like "if you wanna look
good and not be bummy, girl you better gimme dat money!" and the chicks in the chorus
sing "hey, hey hey, baby I gotcha money, dontcha worry, hey hey"...
Is he really saying he wants hoochies to give him greenbacks, or is there some kinda ghetto slang I haven't twigged to yet? Somebody, please, email me if you can help - I tried asking the Professor, but every time you ask him anything about rap, he just has some kind of Dr. Dre-related identity crisis and starts saying "Who you think taught you to smoke trees, nigguh?" and waving a Glock around. I find that, really, it's best just to avoid that whole thing.
Email me, dammit!
|Webhost Factor: bla-bla.com > skanky old pr0n server|
|And in completely unrelated
news, I'm working out a hosting deal with bla-bla.com,
aka Stile's current host. Yes, there will be
advertising, but there will also be reliable servers, for the first time
in quite a while - and reliable servers not only means less lag and frustration for you
guys trying to load the page, but less lag and frustration for me trying to update
the page, and that means - yup, you guessed it, more frequent updates.
And, of course, the folks that host Jay Stile aren't likely to bitch about my
Life is good.
Anyway, I'm expecting the transition to occur sometime next
week. As usual for DNS switches, the page may be down for a day or so while the move
is underway... but it'll definitely be worth the wait. (Hey
Philbin, can I borrow yer
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