Liam walks through the school doors heading towards his and the gang's hang out. When he arrives the guys are all standing in a circle talking. As he approaches he says "Hey guys". They turn and greet him.

"What's up," he says.

"Nothing much, Jeff is just going on about the new chick he likes."

"Man, you have to admit she is hot."

"What girl?"

"That one right there, the one with the big tits and the red sweater," he points.

"Not bad, I think I've seen her somewhere before."

"Remember the time we skipped to go watch the girls volleyball team practice?"

"How can I forget," Liam says, still staring at the girl.

"She's on the team."

"Cool."

Evan watches Liam from across the hall while listening in on their conversation, then walks over to them.

"Her name is Natasha Spencer, she's a sophomore and she enjoys volleyball and creative writing."

"Holy shit! How do you know her?!" exclaims Jeff.

"Yeah I know her, she sits beside me in english. I can introduce her to you if you want."

"You may suck at badminton but you are an extremely cool guy. Let's go."

Jeff and Evan walk over to where Natasha is sitting. She sits with one of her friends from the volleyball team.

"Hey Natasha," calls Evan as he and Jeff sit down at her table.

"Hi."

"What's up?"

"Not much, just talking."

"Cool."

"Who's this?" Natasha asks, pointing at Jeff.

"This is Jeff, he's on the badminton team."

"Hi, I'm Natasha."

"Hey."

"Can I talk to you for a second?" Evan says, pointing at Natasha's friend.

"Alright." The two of them get up from the table, leaving Jeff and Natasha alone.

"So I hear you like creative writing."

"Yeah, it's a pass time."

"Yeah, I read creative writing sometimes."

Man, I'm so full of shit.

"Really, who are some of your favorite authors?"

Oh fuck, think fast, what's that shit that Liam reads-

"I like anything by Ayn Rand."

"Oh her, I never really read any of her stuff before."

Nice save pimp...

"I never realized that teenaged boys read such mature books."

"Well I'm a lot more mature than the other guys," he says. He begins to gaze at her chest and she catches him before he has time to look away.

Fuck, she caught me right in the act. Pull yourself together man and pay attention.

"Really," she says, smiling and rolling her eyes at him. She looks at her watch for the time.

"Well I have to go to my locker to get some stuff for my next class."

"I'll walk you there."

"Sure."

They walk to Natasha's locker and she gets some books out, then closes her locker.

"I heard about this party that's going on later, do want to go?"

"I don't think so, I'm not big on parties, but my parents aren't home tonight, so you could come over and we could watch TV or something?"

"That would be cool."

"8:00 good for you?"

"Fine with me."

"Ok, see you later then."

I rule.

Jeff wanders back to the group.

"Guess who's going to Natasha Spencer's house tonight!"

"Cool shit."

"Jeff, you player!"

"Yeah well, you know, I'm pretty tough."


Liam goes to one of the school's pay phones to call up Elizabeth.

"Hello" she answers.

"Hey."

"Oh, hi."

"Skipping today?"

"Na, feeling a little sick."

"Shitty, tell ya what, later on tonight I'll come over to cheer you up."

"That would be nice."

"K, see ya later."

"Bye."


The rest of Liam's day goes by without anything really interesting happening.

Liam lays on his bed reading. He checks his watch. 7:30 he thinks. I better get going to Elizabeth's. As he walks he thinks about the time he was at Elizabeth's, seeing her naked was pretty cool. He smiles.

"Hey Liam!" He turns around to see Hillary and Lindsey walking behind him.

"Hey, what's with the skirts?" he says, looking down.

"It's a long story, what are you up to?"

"Not much, just going to Elizabeth's place."

"Too bad, Lindsey and I were just on our way to a party not too far from here."

"Oh yeah?"

"Yeah."

"Oh yeah?"

"Yes, yes!"

"You should swing by, it's only a ten minute walk from her place."

"Maybe I will, I haven't been to a party since I moved here."

Liam, Hillary, and Lindsey approach the house where the party is going on and they can hear loud music coming from inside.

Lindsey knocks on the door. Someone answers and lets them inside. The three walk to the living room of the house. Liam notices various people from his school. Searching through the room he notices Lenny and Carl standing side by side talking to each other on the other side of the room. He also notices his friend Walter from his english class.

"Hey Walt!" Liam says, grabbing a beer from a box on the table.

"Liam my man."

"Want a beer?"

"Nah, I'm good."

"You get high?" Walter says, pulling some joints out of his pocket.

"I should probably start," Liam replies, taking one of the joints, then lighting it.

"So what's new with you?" Walt asks, taking a drag off his joint.

"Not much, seeing this chick right now."

"Cool, what's her name?"

"Elizabeth Patton'"

"Shit man, you're going out with her?"

"Yup."

"Man you're not going to get any fucking poontang from her."

"Yeah, you're probably right but, but I've gotten some action from her."

"Did you fuck her?"

"No."

"Did she go down on you?"

"No."

"Did you go down on her?"

"No fine, you're right, I'm getting nothing."

"Lose the bitch then, you can do a lot better than that."

"First off can you stop calling my girlfriend a bitch, and second of all that bitc... I mean Elizabeth is different than-"

Walter butts in "You're right she's different she isn't putting out."

"Will you shut the fuck up for a minute and let me finish? Anyway she's different, she's not like any other girl I've ever met. It's hard to explain but the point is that I'd rather go out with her than some dumb cheerleader or something."

"Or a hot history teacher for that matter," says Walter, making smoke rings as he glances over to Liam.

"Dick..."

"What can I say, when I'm stoned I know what button to push. Anyway, it's all well and good to have a cool deep thinking girlfriend but you need to get some action on the side, so what you have to do is give her the LD."

"The LD?"

"Yeah, you know, the Long Dick."

"Riiight."

"You ever do shots before?"

"Hells no."

"Then get over here and hit this shit!"


Elizabeth lays on the couch watching TV. She looks at the clock on the wall that reads 8:45.

"Liam, where are you..."


Jeff rings the doorbell of Natasha's house. She opens the door. "Hey, come on in." She leads him inside and to the living room and the two of them sit down on the couch.

"So where are your parents tonight?"

"My Dad had to go out of town for some meetings and Mom decided to go with him so he wouldn't have to drive the whole way by himself. They won't be back until Sunday and in the meantime I have the place all to myself."

"That's cool, why didn't you want to go with them?"

"I would probably just get bored or something so I decided to stay here."

"Cool."

"So what do you want to watch?" Natasha asks, turning on the TV.

"Doesn't make any difference to me."

Natasha starts looking through channels trying to find something to watch. Jeff glance towards Natasha noticing her nipples showing through her sweater. Natasha, still looking at the TV says, "Jeff do you want to see my room?"

"Yeah, sure."

Sweeeeeet!

Jeff follows Natasha upstairs to her room. Once inside she sits down on the end of her bed and motions for Jeff to join her.

"Nice room."

"Thanks. So Jeff, what do you want to do?" she says, leaning forward towards him.

"I don't know, what do you want to do?" he says, leaning forward to meet her for a kiss.

The two of them start to make out while Jeff moves his hand up the side of her body and begins to unbutton the front of her sweater, revealing her bra. He then begins to kiss her neck and starts working his way down, at the same time trying to take off her bra. Open dammit, open. She closes her eyes and thinks to herself Is it really that hard to get a bra off? Come on. Finally he gets her bra off and starts kissing her on her mouth again as he cups his hand on her right breast. He begins to move his hand down to unbutton her jeans but her hand stops him. "Not tonight, Jeff."

"That's ok."

Damn...

---The Next Day---


Liam wakes up and rubs the sleep out of his eyes, not realizing where he is. Once he takes his hand from his eyes he slowly looks down realizing he's not in his own bed, and naked lying on either side of him are Hillary and Lindsey. His eyes grow wide as in an instant he figures out what happened last night. He quickly jumps up and starts putting his clothing on, just as Hillary begins to wake and sits up.

"Hi Liam, where are you going?"

"Look Hillary, about last night, I'm really sorry but I think the best thing to do is to just put it behind us and not tell anyone, especially Elizabeth."

"What are you sorry about, I thought last night was great. We all discovered feelings in each other that we never knew about."

"So you're not angry?"

"No, not really."

"Well good, I think, but whatever happens you can't tell Elizabeth, ok?"

"Alright, see you at school Liam," Hillary says, blowing him a kiss on his way out the door.

He walks through the living room of the house noticing Walter passed out on the floor along with various other people.

He walks from the house and down the street, standing on the sidewalk a minute and looking up toward the sun. This is the earliest he thinks he's been up on a Saturday for a long time. He looks at his watch reading 9:58. I have to tell someone. He starts to walk down the street toward Jeff's house. He arrives at the front door and knocks, doubting that Jeff or anyone else would be up this early on a Saturday. Jeff's mom answers the door.

"Is Jeff home?" he asks.

"He's in his room Liam, come on in."

"Thanks." Liam walks through front hall and passes the living room, noticing Jeff's younger sister Kara laying on the couch in her pajamas.

"Hello Liam," she says, standing up and walking toward him.

"Hey," he says, standing in the living room entrance way.

"Here early aren't you?"

"Yeah, just here to talk to Jeff."

"That's nice, drop by again soon, ok?" she says, taking Liam's hand and placing it on one of her breasts.

"No problem."

Liam walks upstairs to Jeff's room and knocks before he enters. Jeff sits up in his bed playing a hockey game on the Playstation that sit on top of his TV at the end of his bed.

"Hey."

"You're here early, what's up?"

"I've got to talk to you about some shit, so turn that off and I'll buy you breakfast somewhere."

"Fuck that, look at the score for christ's sake, it's only the middle of the second and I'm leading twelve to two. Breakfast's come and go, Liam."

"This is serious, so cut the shit and let's go."

"Fine, fine." Jeff pauses his game and gets dressed. The two of them walk downstairs.

"Mom, Liam and I are taking the car."

"Alright, but I need to take your sister to the mall later, so don't be too long."

"Ok."

Jeff and Liam get into Jeff's car and begin to drive to a fast food place.

"Kara was flirting with me inside before I came upstairs."

"That dumb little slut..."

"For only fifteen she has some big tits."

"Will you shut up? Now what did you want to talk about?"

"Basically what happened is I got trashed at this party and fucked Hillary and Lindsey... at the same time."

"Holy fuck, two chicks at once, I'm very proud of you, player."

"Are you joking? If Elizabeth finds out I'm fucked!"

"Who cares? You got laid, you big pimp! And she's not going to find out. And if she does it wouldn't really change anything."

"You're obviously the wrong person for me to be talking to about this, so just don't mention this to anyone else."

"Yeah sure. Man, last night I got to 2nd base with Natasha. It was pretty sweet."

"That's cool. So are two like going out now or what?"

"I guess, I'm not quite sure what's going on. She wants me to call her later."

The End?

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