Steven "Oh great, we have ads now?"

Nov 20

Jeff "Shut the fuck up, Steven!"

Liam "So is this what we're supposed to look like?"

Nov 27

Elizabeth "I dunno. I always thought you were black."

Hillary "Hey Evan, I was kinda thinking maybe you might sorta like to–"

Dec 04

Evan "No."

Mark "I think the fans really want to see the original Liam and Elizabeth!"

Dec 11

Keith "I keep telling you, they're 84 years old and they're dead."

Wrangle "So... I'm me..?"

[for future use]

James Woods "Hey, don't... jerk me around, fella."

Evan "You know, you're not as objectionable as you first seemed."

Dec 18

Hillary "No, no I am not."

Keith "Hey, I found that notebook from last year full of old Liam and Elizabeth stuff!"

Dec 25

Mark "Ugh... classic Smile."

Dr.Funk "Liam needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine."

Jan 01

Wrangle "Heh. Radical!"

Nathaniel "Hey Ayn? Why the hell to we keep showing up in Smile? Did we even authorize this?"

Jan 08 by Pragma

Ayn "You've got a point there, Nathaniel. Let's sue his preachy canadian ass!"

Keith "Hey, you think Smile's been getting enough hits lately?"

Jan 15

Rupert "Not nearly enough!"

David "Look at the hack job on that comic down there! And talk about continuity errors!"

Jan 22

Keith "Hey! Why don't you kiss my ass?"

Steven "Sometimes, when I'm talking to Elizabeth, I get all nervous, and my hands start to sweat, and, like, and-"

Jan 29

Evan "Uh huh..."

Evan "Girls aren't so great. Seriously, I just don't like 'em."

Feb 05

Jeff "Dude, you are such a faggot."

Feb 12

Keith "Well Destro, looks like it's time to start pimping your sorry metal ass!"

Feb 19

Destro "..."

Jeff "What's with the Heath pic? Is Keith going gay on us?"

Feb 26

Destro "Almost certainly yes."

Keith "Man, the hell with this. I fucking quit!"

Mar 05

Dr.Mindbender "But Keith! Without you, there is no Smile!"

Lindsey "Hey, isn't Elizabeth's drug speech taken from a post Keith made in the UglyKittens.com forum?"

Mar 12

Liam "Hey, he can steal his own stuff if he wants!"

Liam "Smile's been a little on the short side lately, hasn't it?"

Mar 19

Keith "I figured if it took two hours to write it'd take two hours to read."

Evan "You know, Smile still doesn't seem particularly long this week..."

Mar 26

Keith "It's fine! Geez, get off my back! You fictional characters are a real pain in the ass, you know that?"

Destro "I can't believe Smile was late because of Wrestlemania. That is not acceptable."

Apr 02

Keith "Hey. Just... bring it."

Keith "Wow, an entire year... these characters have really become a bit of a handful."

Apr 09

Hank "Let 'em go! You'll stay here with me, we'll go bowling!"

Jessica "I got nothing to say this week. You?"

Apr 16

Lindsey "Not a thing."

Steven "That picture really doesn't make any sense..."

Apr 23

Jeff "Didn't I tell you to shut up?"

Chris "Destro! I thought you were dead!"

Apr 30

Destro "I was!"

Keith "What was up with those Freddie Got Fingered ads? The movie ruled, but they made it look like a piece of shit!"

May 07

Derek "Yeah, I know. I'm sorry about that..."

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