Liam and Elizabeth are walking down the street. "Hey, you know the other day how I got you to see The Shawshank Redemption?" "Yeah." "Well I went to return it for you and the guy there wanted me to pay a late charge." "So?" "So the fucking store was closed for two hours yesterday, there was no way I was paying late charges because that dick left the store." "Weird." "And when I complained that dick tore up my membership!" "Wow, shocking abuse of authority." "That's what he said." "So I guess we better get a new membership." "Yup." "Man, I hate people..."