That's right, kiddies... pull up
your chairs, because for the first time in the history of the Internet, a man is eating
Tamarind on camera for your edification. Wh00t!
For those of you who don't know what
"tamarind" is, the fine folks over at www.bad-candy.com
have been calling it the worst candy on the face of the planet for several years now.
It's gained something of a cult following status at this point, kinda like
japscat... only (marginally) less unhealthy. It's been described as having a
consistency "like road tar in your mouth", and tasting "salty, sweet, sour,
and like old fish." Wow! Gotta get me some of that!
Well, Keith M got himself some Tamarind last
month so's he could see what that stuff was all about... and discovered the folks at
bad-candy weren't bullshittin. The stuff was so horrid, he wished afterwards that
he'd set up a tape recorder so we could listen to his actual agonized screaming and
mouth-rinsing, as opposed to the stream-of-consciousness dictation his buddy took down.
AHA... fuck an audio tape, I thought - time to
go buy a webcam!
What follows is the first ever video record of
one man and his tamarind. Enjoy.
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