I LOVE JIMBO!

Sweet master of skank pr0n, oh how we love thee

And think of you fondly each time that we see

The nastiest sites that the web has upon it

Bukkake, transvestives, and Asians who eat shit.

Sweet Japscat! O, Bringer of Foul ep-sample,

Your piles of skank are far more than ample

To make us all queasy, and some even puke

While naughty girls rummage for their fav'rite cuke.

Of all the E/N folk who live on the web,

Lord Jimbo's the only one I'd take to bed.

JIMBO JIMBO JIMBO JIMBO JIMBO JIMBO JIMBO JIMBO JIMBO JIMBO JIMBO