Jimbo is God

HAIL JIMBO

As a testament to my faith for Jimbo, I have written this poem:

Jimbo is so very cool,
Sometimes he even makes me drool.
From his head down to his toe,
He is someone I would blow.
I would love to be Jimbo's skank.
I would even fuck him at the bank.
This is not a facade.
Jimbo really is God.
So, bitch, get down on your knees
And try to appease
Your God, Jimbo.
Or he will make you limbo.
And if you can't do it,
The Almighty will spit.
On you.
It's true.

PRAISE JIMBO THE ALMIGHTY

And send him naked pictures. No skanky pr0n.
Orally please Our God Jimbo often.
HAIL JIMBO!


(I'm sorry that I could not find a flashing background or a "Superman" midi. I will give my body to Jimbo in a 500 gallon tub of orange jello as paymant for such an unforgiveable act.)