Another poem on another web page, this time the tribute is from me,
It may not be original and may not be the best, but what the hell do you expect for free?

The object of our adoration is Jimbo, the beloved king of all E/N sites,
Jimbo may be a little camera shy, but that Professor Stoner guy seems pretty bright.

Even though legions of young teenaged girls already seem to worship our king,
For crying out loud guys, what the hell is the matter with a woman being twenty-something!?

To be a member of Jim's harem, I'll stoop to just about any bribe,
I'll sing love songs, I'll show my breasts . . . I'll even write his name on my vibe.

I don't know what Jim looks like, but he's perfect whether he's thin or fatter,
As long as he has a huge and mighty phallus. . . 'cause let's face it, size really does matter.

Since I already have a guy, I'll visit Jim in my dreams or fantasy,
Unless of course I can convince Jim and my sweetie to join me in a bed made for three. Heh heh

Goddammit...does anyone know how to remove permanent marker from plastic?